Happy Pervin' Tips

moonmagiclady — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 03:39:03 +0000

Happy Pervin Tips

I actually wrote this a while ago for another site, but it transfers well. In order to facilitate this positive exchange of perviness..I have provided you with the following Happy Perving Tips, applicable to approximately 95% of the people on most networking sites for adults!

Happy Perving Tip #1: Use something....ANYTHING for your main profile pic BESIDES a shot of your penis! This is just tacky...enough said

Happy Perving Tip #2: Don't initiate a conversation with any request/demand for the female to remove clothes, show body parts, or perform like a circus animal...just don't. Just because I'm up on your computer screen, it does not follow that I am a video game avatar!

Happy Perving Tip #3: READ PROFILES...They only contain useless bits of information such as age, location and what someone is looking for on the website. They also give you a good opening to start chatting with someone, or a good idea of when you oughta NOT start chatting with someone.

Happy Perving Tip #4: Don't get all pissy and whiny if someone says No to you when you make a request. No one on this site owes you an explanation as to WHY they do not want to grant a request. If you wanted women who were required to show you their girly parts simply with a click of the button, you should have joined a porn site. I can recommend some good ones if you're into really dirty nasty stuff! lol

Happy Perving Tip #5: Don't compare the women.. or the men...or try to make things into a contest...we hang together here to make this a happy site for all of us. And although I understand the mudwrestling, hair pulling sexy thing, it's not going to happen.

Happy Perving Tip #6: FILL OUT YOUR DAMN PROFILES!!!! Be humorous, creative, classy, imaginative...be YOU. If you can't even bother to fill out a profile to give me some idea of who you are, WHY would I want to email, chat or otherwise interact with you?

Happy Perving Tip #7: Don't ask me to view your cam, unlike you, because I am programmed different, I'd like to get to know you BEFORE I see you naked. I realize you have a penis, are probably proud of it, and have no doubt it has special skills you want to show me, but offering to show it to me is not the way to start a conversation.

Happy Perving Tip #8: Don't waste time with drama, it distracts you from your true reason for being here,to perv on ME and my friends!

Happy Perving Tip #9: The size/color/amazing special talents of your penis do not interest me...the size/amazing special talents and unique way your mind works DOES!

Hope this helps! xoxoxoxo Moonie

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